Greetings! I’m Primulus, and you’ve found my OnlyFauns page. I hope you enjoy all the tasty morsels I’ve prepared for you here. Don’t be a stranger. On second thought, strangers ARE kind of titillating…

Man with horns and a flower crown, shirtless, lying on carpet, holding cash, smiling.
A shirtless man with a floral headpiece and ram horns, holding a fan of cash, sitting on a furry chair with dollar bills on his stomach, looking up at the camera with a smile.
I've kept the bed warm just for you.
Hello there, big boy.
I was prancing around the woods when I suddenly felt my tail get a little stiff.
Who wants a piece of my pumpkin pie later tonight?
So, about that pumpkin pie... how about we whip up some cream to go with it?
Scratch me behind the horns and tell me I'm cute.
Light gray T-shirt with a blue graphic of a flame above a round shape with a snowflake pattern inside and the text "OnlyFauns" below it. The right sleeve has blue text and a small graphic of a fish that says "Blue & B".

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